Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
These are real Google questions that showed up on a recent search. My answers are not the opinion of MicroSoft nor are they actual answers. How do you get rid of frogs? Casually mention that Costco’s sale on fifty pound boxes of flies is on its last day… ♫ How do you remove a lot […]
Read More Google Questions/Charlie AnswersA large segment of the scholarly world considers Arthur Flackmacker to be the greatest deconstructionist the writing world has ever known. He lived a life steeped in controversy, like when he claimed in a 1957 writer’s conference that he’d invented the adverb. He wrote one novel entirely in Portuguese despite never learning the language. He […]
Read More The Meaningless World of Arthur FlackmackerThe god you worship, Kornac the All-Powerful and Unkillable, has decided to back the other side for his own safety. ♣ You learn that any triumph can be nullified by the combination of a soccer field and baseball-sized hail. ♣ Your coal mine canaries start glowing in the dark. ♣ You have a feeling of […]
Read More Signs that Things aren’t Going WellChapter One: Ficus? All of us? I woke up and remembered dreaming of figs. I don’t know if they were fresh figs, dried figs or the movie How to Frame a Figg, starring comedy legend Don Knotts and Batgirl for some reason. I’m pretty sure that it wasn’t about fresh figs. Why would I dream […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 