Fun Things to do at the Laundromat

Challenge your underwear to a fight. ֎ Try to sell someone your plastic laundry basket as the Largest Colander Ever Built… ֎ Loudly announce you lost a dime bag of meth to see how many patrons dive under the seats. ֎ If they have the stiff contoured plastic chairs, oil them to see how far […]

Something I’m Working on Part 5

April 2nd 2020 Fear is a great motivator… except fear of motivation… then, it just gets confusing… The fairgrounds in Louisville, Kentucky will be turned into a 2000-bed field hospital for overflow Covid patients. It will be the first hospital in Kentucky with both a roller coaster and a ring-toss game. The President’s new chief […]

Something I’m working On, Pt 4

March 27th I can forgive my ex-girlfriend for a lot of things but NOT for neglecting to tell me that she was imaginary. I read that a 102 year old Italian woman has managed to survive Covid. Her nephew told the press, “The virus surrendered in front of her”. She was in the hospital for […]

Something I’m Working On Pt 3

March 25th An Arizona man died this week after taking a form of chloroquine used in aquariums to treat Covid. Chloroquine phosphate, used to treat aquarium fish for parasites, is NOT the same as hydroxychloroquine in that they contain different atoms and spell their names differently. Chloroquine was discovered in 1934 by Hans Andersag, who […]