Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I had first come across the legend of the Ghost Brick of Everlyford on the Gravy while doing research on a paranormal sighting in the next shire. Locals contended that the apparition was the spirit of Mary Queen of Scotts, holding her head under her left arm. After several nights, we found that the locals […]
Read More The Ghost Brick of Everlyford on the Gravy (Excerpt)The word “cannibal” comes from the ritually cannibalistic West Indies Carib tribe which Columbus’ men mispronounced as “Canib”. They would’ve eaten Columbus but we all get sick of eating Italian… Plus, the natives were still full from a coffee cake Columbus brought… Most cannibalism wasn’t personal: Aboriginal peoples would often consume their family or enemies […]
Read More A Short History of CannibalismA concussion is a mild form of traumatic brain injury and the only time you’ll be able to describe something as both “mild” and “traumatic”. ♣ Symptoms of a concussion are pain, loss of consciousness, change in sleep patterns and depression. Because concussions can also be asymptomatic, you should always assume you have a concussion. […]
Read More I Need these Facts on Concussions Like I Need a Hole in the HeadInstall a giant magnet in Juarez to create a second magnetic North, so immigrants’ compasses will send them the wrong way. Remember to remove all piercings and fillings before turning it on. ☼ Announce to the world that our water isn’t safe to drink and it is slowly turning Marjorie Taylor Greene and Ann Coulter […]
Read More How to Stop Illegal ImmigrationThis is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to write; but, that’s mostly because I’m typing with my nose. I’ve had a lifetime of watching Shoebills as they frolicked about my summer house in Nubia. I’ve raised four of them from fertilized eggs and backed over two others with my car. What follows is everything […]
Read More The Unsettling Submersion of the Shoe Bill
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 