Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I regret giving that goat my power of attorney. ♣ I regret buying those vintage lottery tickets. ♣ I regret giving my canary a taste for human flesh. ♣ I regret yelling “Fire!” in that crowded movie house; but, even more, I regret starting that fire in the crowded movie house. ♣ I regret not […]
Read More Regrets from 2023I resolve to stop second guessing myself all the time… well… maybe not. ☼ I resolve to get into the same shape I was as a teenager: Paranoid, self-conscious and socially awkward. ☼ I resolve to stop drinking and just experience my drab go-nowhere life as it is… and THEN start drinking again. ☼ I […]
Read More New Year’s Resolutions and Other LiesPeople think that getting old is a bad thing. But, they forget about the positive aspects like movie naps. I’ve got a whole list of movies perfect for napping through. Also, there’s wisdom… although that really kicks in just about the same time as senility, so people often can’t tell the difference. You can greet […]
Read More A Rant on Old AgeMy friends. Let me wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. It has been great interacting with my regulars in the comments section. I look forward to another year of reading your posts and you tolerating mine. I want an unsigned first edition of the Declaration of Independence. Ѳ I want a […]
Read More What Else I Want for ChristmasThoughts on Switching Phones by Charles Charlington III I had a flip-phone, now I have a smart-phone. How smart? Smart enough to make end of life decisions for me? I don’t want it to come to that. ☺ Suddenly, I have to log in to my phone to use it… which will put a real […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 