Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
The god you worship, Kornac the All-Powerful and Unkillable, has decided to back the other side for his own safety. ♣ You learn that any triumph can be nullified by the combination of a soccer field and baseball-sized hail. ♣ Your coal mine canaries start glowing in the dark. ♣ You have a feeling of […]
Read More Signs that Things aren’t Going WellChapter One: Ficus? All of us? I woke up and remembered dreaming of figs. I don’t know if they were fresh figs, dried figs or the movie How to Frame a Figg, starring comedy legend Don Knotts and Batgirl for some reason. I’m pretty sure that it wasn’t about fresh figs. Why would I dream […]
Read More Something I’m Working onQuitting smoking is the hardest thing I’ll ever have to do over and over… ♫ Her goodbye note was the hardest thing I’d ever have to read… mostly because it was written in Korean… ♫ Not taking responsibility is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to blame on someone else… ♫ This is the hardest […]
Read More Variations on a ThemeI can’t believe there were at least ten memorable falls in my life… My first fall, that I can remember, was in Maine. You know what they say: You never forget the first fall you can remember. We had stairs with either no railing or a railing a five year old could outsmart. I looked […]
Read More My Ten Favorite FallsWhat I miss most about sex is the bitter sarcasm after… ♫ Everybody makes mistakes; that’s why pencils have erasers. People must be punished for their mistakes; that’s why pencils have a sharpened point. ♫ “Two heads are better than one”, I told my wife; but, she wanted a normal baby. ♫ If the red […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 