Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Narcolepsy is a condition that causes sudden REM sleep in the sufferer. It shouldn’t be joked about… unless the narcoleptic is in a bar with a carrot in his ear… then, he’s just asking for it. ☺ If someone you live with is diagnosed with narcolepsy, at least you’ll have the comfort of knowing you […]
Read More Narcolepsy: Living the DreamYou won’t have to put a new name on the mailbox after marriage. ♠ Your children can call their mother by the seldom used term, “Auntie Mom”. ♠ Thanks to sibling rivalry, when you fight as a married couple, you will already have some great insults saved up. ♠ If you marry your sibling and […]
Read More Why You Should Marry Your SiblingGorilla Bob sat at his security desk scanning the store’s monitors. He loved his job as head of security at D-Mart. He’d been at it for fifteen years and had been acknowledged by corporate many times for his wisdom and acumen. Behind him, a door opened. “Morning, boss!”, greeted his assistant, a grey mule deer. […]
Read More The Gorilla Who Didn’t Understand AdagesMaple syrup is made from the sap of three different species of maple tree. The trees are bled for weeks but not allowed to die… kind of like the middle class in the United States… ♥ Maple Syrup is expensive. It takes fifty gallons of tree sap to make a single gallon of syrup. On […]
Read More Maple Syrup and Maple SugarGuys: A good rule of thumb is to spend one hour’s salary for every inch of cleavage your date’s outfit shows. If you live in Europe, that’s twenty-four minutes salary for each centimeter… * Women: If you plan on breaking up with a man but don’t think you can go through with it, give him […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 