Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
When you get really mad are you a spitter, screamer or biter? ♥ Do you use any addictive substances? By that I mean, can I trust you not to get into my cocaine? ♥ Are you a dependent inept man-child who will need me to handle nearly everything; or, are you completely different from every […]
Read More Questions to Ask a Future SpouseOne advantage to writing in cursive is you will be able to write much faster than printing, so it will be easier to take notes in school. Of course, neither you nor anyone else will be able to READ those notes… but it isn’t a problem because the class was video recorded. ♦ Cursive improves […]
Read More Advantages to Learning CursiveHow do I test for malaria at home? Move into a medical lab. How do I cure malaria fast? The same way you cure it slowly only with more running… Can you have malaria without the fever? Yes, but that seems like a waste of perfectly good malaria. What parasite is often mistaken for malaria? […]
Read More Terse Llama Takes Google Malaria QuestionsYou marry the only woman who doesn’t spray you with mace when you introduce yourself. ♦ You say everything in the passive tense such as “My project got screwed up” instead of the more active, “That guy who doesn’t speak much English screwed my project up” ♦ You see everything that happens to you as […]
Read More Signs That You are Too PassiveWhy is my frog stiff and not moving? Often, a calcium-deficiency will cause symptoms like that. If your frog gets plenty of calcium, he might just be “planking”. What species of frog can freeze solid and then come back to life? Canada’s Zombie Wood Frog survives Canadian winters by freezing solid and then reviving. As […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 