Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I used to harshly judge people who lied to their children about where they came from; but, one day I thought about it: “Your dad and I drank too much alcohol and nine months later you came out of the same place that pee does” is not a scenario that inspires confidence in a six-year-old. […]
Read More My Memories of Nebulae is FuzzyQ. What’s new, Science Mule? A. The University of Florida announced that their newest mRNA cancer vaccine actually kills several types of tumors in mice. This will be a comfort to those who don’t want their mice to die of cancer. Q. It’s always about cancer. Got anything else? A. Scientists from the Institut Pasteur, […]
Read More Again With the Science Mule?A solar eclipse only happens during a new moon. Examine the moon. Does it look old? If so, false alarm, go inside and watch television. ☼ Use proper eye-wear when viewing an eclipse despite the fact that it makes you look like a cowardly, over-cautious wimp and women will laugh at you… ☼ If you […]
Read More Solar Eclipse Tips and Facts[This was the title to an article I read last week.] While they are packing for Mars… ♪ “Good news! Climate Change isn’t our biggest problem anymore” ♪ They’ll blame gays and transsexuals. ♪ “Any country not about to be destroyed by an asteroid strike, step forward. Not so fast, Finland!” ♪ “The good news […]
Read More How will Authorities Tell us a Large Asteroid is ComingI listened to nothing but Alanis Morissette’s Jagged Little Pill for three days; now, every woman I meet seems sane by comparison. ♣ My life has been kind of a drag… except for the week after I’d been adopted by Tom Cruise. It was luxury and joy and utter satisfaction; but, he came up behind […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 