The Dog Who Taught Math

Corporal’s puppies from the last litter were just entering high school. One day, he came home from work, took a long drink from the toilet and then went into the kitchen, where his daughter Daisy was pondering her homework. “What’ya doing?”, Corporal asked, sniffing the trash can a little. His daughter rolled her eyes and […]

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Dog’s Apology

Dear Owner: I am sorry I bit your niece. I should’ve taken her grabbing my eyeball as good fun, because, if I look at it dispassionately, it was funny on several levels. Unfortunately, having my eye grabbed and pulled on is one of my “buttons”. I hope your niece is okay; but, I have to […]

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You Will Certainly Get Bitten

If you try to wrestle a donkey in a bathtub. ♣ If you walk through a weight-watcher’s meeting dressed as a french fry. ♣ If you try to break up a bar-fight between two angry rattlesnakes. ♣ It’s dusk, bats are flying about and you are wearing your “Smells like Mosquitoes” unisex cologne… ♣ You […]

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