Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Corporal’s puppies from the last litter were just entering high school. One day, he came home from work, took a long drink from the toilet and then went into the kitchen, where his daughter Daisy was pondering her homework. “What’ya doing?”, Corporal asked, sniffing the trash can a little. His daughter rolled her eyes and […]
Read More The Dog Who Taught MathDear Owner: I am sorry I bit your niece. I should’ve taken her grabbing my eyeball as good fun, because, if I look at it dispassionately, it was funny on several levels. Unfortunately, having my eye grabbed and pulled on is one of my “buttons”. I hope your niece is okay; but, I have to […]
Read More Dog’s ApologyIf you try to wrestle a donkey in a bathtub. ♣ If you walk through a weight-watcher’s meeting dressed as a french fry. ♣ If you try to break up a bar-fight between two angry rattlesnakes. ♣ It’s dusk, bats are flying about and you are wearing your “Smells like Mosquitoes” unisex cologne… ♣ You […]
Read More You Will Certainly Get BittenHigh water temperatures mean when you catch your fish it will already be fully poached. ☼ If trained properly, tornadoes make good pets. ☼ Most of the states in favor of ignoring climate change will be cooked to a nice medium rare. ☼ Don’t think of current situations in the Southwest as “drought”; think of […]
Read More More Good Things about Climate ChangeI was listening to a Beatles album in my filthy debris-filled bedroom and it told me to “picture [myself] in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies” and the best I could do was to picture myself on a boat in a filthy debris-filled bedroom. ☼ I was late for my […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 