Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Cleaning Up Your Dog’s Waste: You follow your dog with a baggie and basically perform the duties of its toilet; on the other hand, your dog reveres YOU as a god. Let’s just say that it’s a pretty twisted relationship all around. ֍ Oil Change: I always feel like the oil change places do nothing […]
Read More Odious TasksHow do I test for malaria at home? Move into a medical lab. How do I cure malaria fast? The same way you cure it slowly only with more running… Can you have malaria without the fever? Yes, but that seems like a waste of perfectly good malaria. What parasite is often mistaken for malaria? […]
Read More Terse Llama Takes Google Malaria QuestionsI’ve been working for the public school system for the past six months. It’s not a bad gig. The building had BEEN an elementary school, so the urinals are about knee-level; but, I do get the security of working in a building meant to be a fallout shelter. It looks a lot like my elementary […]
Read More Teachers: A RantI’m thankful for sex education because, without it, the girls I dated in high school and college wouldn’t have been able to tell me what I was doing wrong. ֎ I’m thankful for pork because, if we didn’t eat it, with all the pigs we kill, we’d come off looking like a bunch of sadists. […]
Read More Stuff I’m Thankful for, Part FiveNitrous Oxide was first synthesized by British chemist Joseph Priestley in 1772 as a possible means of keeping the Irish population in check or as a substitute for birds, I forget which. He found that inhaling the gas produced euphoria and giddiness… the same emotions one feels after running over a corporate lawyer and then […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 