Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Love conquers all…usually through a protracted series of crippling assaults after which both sides envy the dead. ♥ Everything happens for a reason. No one knows why it stops happening… ♥ Good things come to those who wait but those things have probably passed their expiration date. ♥ Work smarter, not harder. Then, even if […]
Read More I Add More to AdagesThe difference between a flea circus and a regular circus? The tiny little clowns… ♠ The performers in a flea circus can be easily fed by allowing them to bite one’s arm and suck out some blood. It may seem kind of creepy, but is it any different from the average divorce? ♠ Originally, in […]
Read More A Little List on Flea CircusesIf you try to wrestle a donkey in a bathtub. ♣ If you walk through a weight-watcher’s meeting dressed as a french fry. ♣ If you try to break up a bar-fight between two angry rattlesnakes. ♣ It’s dusk, bats are flying about and you are wearing your “Smells like Mosquitoes” unisex cologne… ♣ You […]
Read More You Will Certainly Get BittenParse, The Grammar Clown! ◙ Akira Kurasawa’s Ran. ◙ Math coloring books. ◙ Three hours of flossing videos. ◙ Rex, the sock-puppet woodpecker who says things in a very roundabout way and only speaks German. ◙ Have them do your federal taxes. ◙ Extended readings from Proust’s Rememberance of Things Past. ◙ Have each child […]
Read More Worst Ways to Entertain a Roomful of Toddlers on a Rainy AfternoonHigh water temperatures mean when you catch your fish it will already be fully poached. ☼ If trained properly, tornadoes make good pets. ☼ Most of the states in favor of ignoring climate change will be cooked to a nice medium rare. ☼ Don’t think of current situations in the Southwest as “drought”; think of […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 