Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
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Read More Things that No One Will Ever Ever SayI’m not sure when I’m going to wake up. I’m sure the weed has worn off by now and I am being willfully unconscious. But, sleep has advantages over being awake. For example, I’m not very attractive but when I’m asleep, everyone agrees that I look like an angel. If I sleep long enough, I […]
Read More Book Excerpt, Part FourA lot of people think that daylight savings time was created to keep farmers happy; but, that is a myth because farmers are incapable of happiness. Ѳ Time slows next to heavy objects so, if you marry a guy fat enough, you could live almost forever. Ѳ Julius Caesar called upon Greek astronomer Sosigenes to […]
Read More Facts About Time That Are Yours, Mine and HoursI was in that place between the living and the dead. It was mostly dark but there were dimly lit pieces of my past. All my previous dogs were there. Most were glad to see me; but, Dude, our golden retriever seemed a little miffed. I could hear his thoughts. “You killed me”, his thoughts […]
Read More Book Excerpt, Part ThreeDuring the early Industrial Age, one job in the town or village was to knock on windows and wake people for work in the factories. That job title was: “Guy We All Want to Kill” ♯ English Bulldogs are the only dogs who suffer from sleep apnea; on a related note, Greyhounds are the only […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 