Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
What are the disadvantages of eating gold? Your bowel movements will be worth more than you are. Plus, you’ll confound the x-ray machine at the airport and they will be forced to pat you down. Before a long flight, a little groping really hits the spot… What were the Little Rascals previously called? Fetuses. How […]
Read More Google Questions/Charlie AnswersUse the pennies to make puppet faces to use for a puppet show. Possible plot: Abraham Lincoln and his wife, Abraham Lincoln, invent a cloning machine to create an army of Abraham Lincolns to defeat the evil genius, Abraham Lincoln. ☺ Pennies are the perfect size for coasters at the next tea party you hold […]
Read More What Will We Do With All Those Pennies?April 2nd 2020 Fear is a great motivator… except fear of motivation… then, it just gets confusing… The fairgrounds in Louisville, Kentucky will be turned into a 2000-bed field hospital for overflow Covid patients. It will be the first hospital in Kentucky with both a roller coaster and a ring-toss game. The President’s new chief […]
Read More Something I’m Working on Part 5March 27th I can forgive my ex-girlfriend for a lot of things but NOT for neglecting to tell me that she was imaginary. I read that a 102 year old Italian woman has managed to survive Covid. Her nephew told the press, “The virus surrendered in front of her”. She was in the hospital for […]
Read More Something I’m working On, Pt 4March 25th An Arizona man died this week after taking a form of chloroquine used in aquariums to treat Covid. Chloroquine phosphate, used to treat aquarium fish for parasites, is NOT the same as hydroxychloroquine in that they contain different atoms and spell their names differently. Chloroquine was discovered in 1934 by Hans Andersag, who […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 