Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
A lot of people think that daylight savings time was created to keep farmers happy; but, that is a myth because farmers are incapable of happiness. Ѳ Time slows next to heavy objects so, if you marry a guy fat enough, you could live almost forever. Ѳ Julius Caesar called upon Greek astronomer Sosigenes to […]
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Read More More Thoughts on FlagsWiggly Adams was exasperated. “They still haven’t broken through the wall. These are the laziest workers I’ve ever hired” Professor Colin Winston chuckled warmly, “You’re the one who had to save money by hiring fewer whippers” “Well, the people I hired to whip the workers aren’t whipping hard enough. Perhaps if I hire someone to […]
Read More Mystery of the Mummy’s Cell PhoneSecond Millennia B.C.E – Gilgamesh tells the story of two brothers. One god-like and the other bestial. It was later adapted for television as The Odd Couple. ♦ Eighth Century B.C.E. – Homer writes the Odyssey and the Iliad. Homer was, by most accounts, blind and illiterate, so he had to memorize the entire work […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 