Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
March 25th An Arizona man died this week after taking a form of chloroquine used in aquariums to treat Covid. Chloroquine phosphate, used to treat aquarium fish for parasites, is NOT the same as hydroxychloroquine in that they contain different atoms and spell their names differently. Chloroquine was discovered in 1934 by Hans Andersag, who […]
Read More Something I’m Working On Pt 3March 20th I’m happy when someone I know serves me a dinner salad because they are one less Christmas gift I’ll need to buy. Georgia Department of Corrections announced that three of its inmates have contracted Covid. Three more are suspected of having Covid. Corrections officials flatly stated that they will isolate any prisoner just […]
Read More Something I’m working on Pt 2L. L. Bean originated in Newport, Maine, a positive boon to anyone who wants to dress like a lumberjack or like a French trapper from a Bugs Bunny cartoon… ☺ Maine has twenty-two cities, each one with fewer people than the average New York bus stop. ☺ Maine’s original capital was Portland; however, it was […]
Read More Fun Facts About MaineYou can keep an alligator’s mouth closed easily… even a child is strong enough. But, check child labor laws in your state before incorporating a six year old into your act. ♫ Approach the alligator from the back. This will keep it from seeing you; plus, you avoid the front part, which is where the […]
Read More Alligator Wrestling TipsNo more workman’s compensation. If a worm is injured, it simply grows that half of its body back. ڰ The worm is one of the simplest animals whose mouth and anus are not the same hole. Frankly, I think this accomplishment should be rewarded with gainful employment. ڰ If you need to cut back on […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 