Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
You can keep an alligator’s mouth closed easily… even a child is strong enough. But, check child labor laws in your state before incorporating a six year old into your act. ♫ Approach the alligator from the back. This will keep it from seeing you; plus, you avoid the front part, which is where the […]
Read More Alligator Wrestling TipsNo more workman’s compensation. If a worm is injured, it simply grows that half of its body back. ڰ The worm is one of the simplest animals whose mouth and anus are not the same hole. Frankly, I think this accomplishment should be rewarded with gainful employment. ڰ If you need to cut back on […]
Read More Want to Add to Your Workforce? Hire Worms!The first thing I learned to do in the water was the “Dead Man’s Float”. It’s a great way for your mother to visualize what your accidental death might look like. Frankly, I had thought the Dead Man’s Float was either a Rose Bowl tribute to those who’d passed on; or, a very large glass […]
Read More A Dead Man Floatin’I cheated on my math test. I memorized all the integers before the test… ◊ I cheated on my math test… with my social studies test… well, actually I had a three-way with the social studies test and my SATs. It’s hotter than it sounds… ◊ I cheated on my English test… I copied from […]
Read More I Cheated!In most interactions, Vance comes across as someone who is applying for a job as a human being but has no experience being one. ◙ Doctors have determined through CAT scan that Vance’s head is simply a big piece of meat with a beard glued to it. ◙ If you have to repeatedly tell the […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 