Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Do you want to write fables? Sure! We all do. A good writer of fables can make up to 170,000/year, if he’s also working as a data analyst. And, lets not forget the GROUPIES! I don’t have to tell YOU how improbable THAT is… Fortunately, with the exception of sovereign citizens, anyone can write a […]
Read More How to Write a Fable[Sorry I haven’t been producing much. Depression and writer’s block seem to go hand in hand.] Put a hole in the other hand and you’ve got stigmata, my friend. Chicks love stigmata! ♣ A hole will allow you to install a tiny window so, when you cover your eyes, you are actually “peeking”. ♣ People […]
Read More Benefits of a Hole Through the Palm of Your HandIf a character has the name of a president, make that character a black man. If he’s “Franklin Roosevelt Jones”, I wanna see Denzel Washington and not Ryan Gosling. Actually, I can’t think of any situation where I’d wanna see Ryan Gosling over Denzel Washington… ♫ If the female lead can’t act, she must expose […]
Read More A Message to Movie ProducersThe Olympic Committee publicly apologized to all the high dive competitors and gave assurances that there would be water in the pool next time. An equestrian from the United Kingdom was disqualified when it was discovered that her horse had been injected with steroids and was also Vin Diesel. The Committee also merged the high […]
Read More What’s Been Happening at the Olympics so Far“I [hmm] you, too” ♀ “Great! That’s all I need…” ♂ “And, I think you are… good… too?” ♀ “I’m flattered that you feel so strongly about me that you would embarrass both of us like this” ♂ “I love you but not in that way or at all” ♀ “Love is just a chemical […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 