Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Nevada legalized gambling in 1931 because they came to the decision that, for all their resources, the best way of making money was to sit there and just have Americans fly in and GIVE them their money. ֍ Nevada’s chief exports are agriculture, precious metals and venereal disease. ֍ Nevada’s state tree is the bristlecone […]
Read More I’ll Bet You’ll Like these Facts about Nevada[This was the title to an article I read last week.] While they are packing for Mars… ♪ “Good news! Climate Change isn’t our biggest problem anymore” ♪ They’ll blame gays and transsexuals. ♪ “Any country not about to be destroyed by an asteroid strike, step forward. Not so fast, Finland!” ♪ “The good news […]
Read More How will Authorities Tell us a Large Asteroid is ComingThere was a captain on a cruise ship who was making yet another trip across the Atlantic. As was his custom, he walked the deck during the midday meal just to keep an eye on things. An elderly woman walked up to him and asked, “Are you the manager?” “I’m the captain of this ship, […]
Read More The Horse Who had a Lot of JobsHippos are the third largest land mammals. Zoologists think they’d be second if they just “tried a little harder”… ♣ There are two living species of hippo. The common hippo and the pygmy hippopotamus. Zoologists originally thought there was only one species until they realized the pygmy hippo wasn’t a far-away common hippo. ♣ Hippopotamus […]
Read More Great Big Hippo FactsLady Dame Ladysmith had won the part of Hamlet’s mother… and why not? She’d been on the stage for forty-five years, had hundreds of favorable reviews and legions of fans. And, this production had action-star Vin Diesel in the title roll, so it was BOUND to be a Broadway hit. The actress was stoked. But, […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 