Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
This is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to write; but, that’s mostly because I’m typing with my nose. I’ve had a lifetime of watching Shoebills as they frolicked about my summer house in Nubia. I’ve raised four of them from fertilized eggs and backed over two others with my car. What follows is everything […]
Read More The Unsettling Submersion of the Shoe Bill[This one was just an exercise to see if I could come up with ten. I’m not sure if I succeeded] At least I’ll die doing what I love: Crawling away in terror. At least I’ll die doing what I love: Playing exploding checkers. At least I’ll die doing what I love: Gently scolding members […]
Read More At Least I’ll Die Doing What I LoveKoreans believe that, if you wash your hair, you wash the luck from your body. If this were true, and I’m revealing a lot about my personal hygiene, I would’ve already won three consecutive lotteries and I’d be dating Jessica Alba. ☺ People from India believe that if you spill some milk at a housewarming […]
Read More You are Fortunate to Find this Piece on Good LuckNevada legalized gambling in 1931 because they came to the decision that, for all their resources, the best way of making money was to sit there and just have Americans fly in and GIVE them their money. ֍ Nevada’s chief exports are agriculture, precious metals and venereal disease. ֍ Nevada’s state tree is the bristlecone […]
Read More I’ll Bet You’ll Like these Facts about Nevada[This was the title to an article I read last week.] While they are packing for Mars… ♪ “Good news! Climate Change isn’t our biggest problem anymore” ♪ They’ll blame gays and transsexuals. ♪ “Any country not about to be destroyed by an asteroid strike, step forward. Not so fast, Finland!” ♪ “The good news […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 