Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Dear Owner: I am sorry I bit your niece. I should’ve taken her grabbing my eyeball as good fun, because, if I look at it dispassionately, it was funny on several levels. Unfortunately, having my eye grabbed and pulled on is one of my “buttons”. I hope your niece is okay; but, I have to […]
Read More Dog’s ApologyOne advantage to writing in cursive is you will be able to write much faster than printing, so it will be easier to take notes in school. Of course, neither you nor anyone else will be able to READ those notes… but it isn’t a problem because the class was video recorded. ♦ Cursive improves […]
Read More Advantages to Learning CursiveEarly on in modern astronomy, most scientists felt that the Universe was eternal. It was the scientific equivalent of shrugging your shoulders and saying, “I dunno. It was like that when I got here”. Later, they noticed signs that maybe the Universe hadn’t been here all along. With the aid of a spectrograph, scientists determined […]
Read More Some Stuff I’m Working onI regret giving that goat my power of attorney. ♣ I regret buying those vintage lottery tickets. ♣ I regret giving my canary a taste for human flesh. ♣ I regret yelling “Fire!” in that crowded movie house; but, even more, I regret starting that fire in the crowded movie house. ♣ I regret not […]
Read More Regrets from 2023I resolve to stop second guessing myself all the time… well… maybe not. ☼ I resolve to get into the same shape I was as a teenager: Paranoid, self-conscious and socially awkward. ☼ I resolve to stop drinking and just experience my drab go-nowhere life as it is… and THEN start drinking again. ☼ I […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 