Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
You’re sitting a home, reading a book or watching Andy Griffith or something, and you hear a scream coming from outside. If you know what to do and WHEN to do it… well, you’re a better man than I am… But, if you hear a scream: Check for an opera house next door. Ninety percent […]
Read More So, You’ve Heard a ScreamI was watching a commercial for reverse-reverse mortgages. It’s a program where they take your home’s equity and don’t let you live there anymore. Check to see if a reverse-reverse mortgage is right for you… But, I started thinking about a documentary I’d watched about an hour before. It was about Van Gogh’s ear; or, […]
Read More The Lost Ear of Vincent Van GoghWhen you get really mad are you a spitter, screamer or biter? ♥ Do you use any addictive substances? By that I mean, can I trust you not to get into my cocaine? ♥ Are you a dependent inept man-child who will need me to handle nearly everything; or, are you completely different from every […]
Read More Questions to Ask a Future SpouseCorporal’s puppies from the last litter were just entering high school. One day, he came home from work, took a long drink from the toilet and then went into the kitchen, where his daughter Daisy was pondering her homework. “What’ya doing?”, Corporal asked, sniffing the trash can a little. His daughter rolled her eyes and […]
Read More The Dog Who Taught MathDear Owner: I am sorry I bit your niece. I should’ve taken her grabbing my eyeball as good fun, because, if I look at it dispassionately, it was funny on several levels. Unfortunately, having my eye grabbed and pulled on is one of my “buttons”. I hope your niece is okay; but, I have to […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 