Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Thoughts on Switching Phones by Charles Charlington III I had a flip-phone, now I have a smart-phone. How smart? Smart enough to make end of life decisions for me? I don’t want it to come to that. ☺ Suddenly, I have to log in to my phone to use it… which will put a real […]
Read More Thoughts on Switching PhonesPlatform Shoes: Suddenly, we were two inches taller. I felt more masculine as a taller man. It almost made it worth falling off the stage at my high school graduation. I wish I hadn’t cried so much when I fell… ☺ The Sexual Revolution: It ended in the seventies. Both sides lost. But, it was […]
Read More What Made the Seventies BearableCleaning Up Your Dog’s Waste: You follow your dog with a baggie and basically perform the duties of its toilet; on the other hand, your dog reveres YOU as a god. Let’s just say that it’s a pretty twisted relationship all around. ֍ Oil Change: I always feel like the oil change places do nothing […]
Read More Odious TasksHow do I test for malaria at home? Move into a medical lab. How do I cure malaria fast? The same way you cure it slowly only with more running… Can you have malaria without the fever? Yes, but that seems like a waste of perfectly good malaria. What parasite is often mistaken for malaria? […]
Read More Terse Llama Takes Google Malaria QuestionsI’ve been working for the public school system for the past six months. It’s not a bad gig. The building had BEEN an elementary school, so the urinals are about knee-level; but, I do get the security of working in a building meant to be a fallout shelter. It looks a lot like my elementary […]
Read More Teachers: A Rant
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 