Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
You marry the only woman who doesn’t spray you with mace when you introduce yourself. ♦ You say everything in the passive tense such as “My project got screwed up” instead of the more active, “That guy who doesn’t speak much English screwed my project up” ♦ You see everything that happens to you as […]
Read More Signs That You are Too PassiveI listened to nothing but Alanis Morissette’s Jagged Little Pill for three days; now, every woman I meet seems sane by comparison. ♣ My life has been kind of a drag… except for the week after I’d been adopted by Tom Cruise. It was luxury and joy and utter satisfaction; but, he came up behind […]
Read More Random Thoughts that I have GotsScientists still haven’t determined how the filling in a Pop Tart, that has been in a toaster that is at no more than three-hundred and fifty degrees, can be four times hotter than the surface of the Sun. ♠ Pop Tarts were invented in 1964 as a weapon to destroy the Vietcong army but only […]
Read More Filled with Delicious Facts about Pop TartsThe original trailer for The Bride of Frankenstein promised “a lifetime of entertainment in two hours”, but the final edit of the film was seventy-five minutes long. Historians explain this by noting that people didn’t live as long back then. ♀ The director of the film (James Whale) and a psychiatrist selected 44 simple words […]
Read More Frankenstein’s Lady MonsterGod created free will so he wouldn’t get blamed for everything. It’s an attractive philosophy: Everything in the universe is subject to physical laws except us when we shoplift a candy bar or bite someone for laughing at our hat. You can’t have sin without free will and religion is built on the concept of […]
Read More Free Will, a Rant
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 