Category: Humor

Google FAQs on Frogs

Why is my frog stiff and not moving? Often, a calcium-deficiency will cause symptoms like that. If your frog gets plenty of calcium, he might just be “planking”. What species of frog can freeze solid and then come back to life? Canada’s Zombie Wood Frog survives Canadian winters by freezing solid and then reviving. As […]

Random Depressing Thoughts

The only thing worse than being laughed at during sex is being laughed at instead of sex. ◌ If I feel I’m not up to a task, I’ll break it into smaller tasks and then explain why I can’t do each of those. ◌ I fear that, when I finally manage to start my own […]

Thoughts on Insanity

More than 50 million Americans struggle with mental illness. The other 250 million are just as crazy but at least they’ve stopped struggling. ♣ Improving mental health services in low- to medium-income countries is not as costly as some may think. An investment of only $2-4 per capita would have a major impact on millions […]

Thoughts on Pet Chameleons

A chameleon can be a loving pet especially if your idea of loving is not moving much and occasionally eating bugs. ☼ Chameleons can live as long as ten years or as short as three hours depending upon how resourceful your cat is. ☼ A high humidity environment is what chameleons require. So, a humidifier […]

More Insults

“I can’t believe you left the warmth of your sister’s bed just to tell me that” ● Some people’s lips move when they read; but, his lips moved when he watched television. ● She spent her life labeled a halfwit by people who clearly gave her too much credit. ● He had the kind of […]

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