Poetic Advice

Good things come to those who wait but those things are often past their expiration date. Patience is a virtue And, doing nothing won’t hirtue. If something goes wrong and you’re watchful and wise, you can blame it on some other guys… Do it quick because, at worst, the other guys might blame you first.

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Thoughts, With a Random Beat

If you want an easy way to find the lonely and friendless, just hang out at your airport’s long term parking… ◙ In a recent poll of men over sixteen years of age, the most common answer to the question, “What would you prefer to be crushed under?”, Scarlett Johannson is still the number one […]

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I Add More to Adages

Love conquers all…usually through a protracted series of crippling assaults after which both sides envy the dead. ♥ Everything happens for a reason. No one knows why it stops happening… ♥ Good things come to those who wait but those things have probably passed their expiration date. ♥ Work smarter, not harder. Then, even if […]

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A Little List on Flea Circuses

The difference between a flea circus and a regular circus? The tiny little clowns… ♠ The performers in a flea circus can be easily fed by allowing them to bite one’s arm and suck out some blood. It may seem kind of creepy, but is it any different from the average divorce? ♠ Originally, in […]

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