Something I’m Working on Part 5

April 2nd 2020 Fear is a great motivator… except fear of motivation… then, it just gets confusing… The fairgrounds in Louisville, Kentucky will be turned into a 2000-bed field hospital for overflow Covid patients. It will be the first hospital in Kentucky with both a roller coaster and a ring-toss game. The President’s new chief […]

Something I’m working On, Pt 4

March 27th I can forgive my ex-girlfriend for a lot of things but NOT for neglecting to tell me that she was imaginary. I read that a 102 year old Italian woman has managed to survive Covid. Her nephew told the press, “The virus surrendered in front of her”. She was in the hospital for […]

Something I’m Working On Pt 3

March 25th An Arizona man died this week after taking a form of chloroquine used in aquariums to treat Covid. Chloroquine phosphate, used to treat aquarium fish for parasites, is NOT the same as hydroxychloroquine in that they contain different atoms and spell their names differently. Chloroquine was discovered in 1934 by Hans Andersag, who […]

Something I’m working on Pt 2

March 20th I’m happy when someone I know serves me a dinner salad because they are one less Christmas gift I’ll need to buy. Georgia Department of Corrections announced that three of its inmates have contracted Covid. Three more are suspected of having Covid. Corrections officials flatly stated that they will isolate any prisoner just […]

Fun Facts About Maine

L. L. Bean originated in Newport, Maine, a positive boon to anyone who wants to dress like a lumberjack or like a French trapper from a Bugs Bunny cartoon… ☺ Maine has twenty-two cities, each one with fewer people than the average New York bus stop. ☺ Maine’s original capital was Portland; however, it was […]