Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[Not thrilled with this one but, it’s Friday so OUT IT GOES!] I’m considering becoming evil… … not PURE evil. You could still touch me without exploding and it would be safe to use a bathroom after I do; but, I can no longer sit around and be good. Someone once told me that good […]
Read More eVIL AND pOTATOESVampire Circus: Another Hammer Studios vampire film but extra bleak because it was set in Serbia… a place so terrifying you don’t even really NEED vampires. But, without vampire clowns, the vampire circus is just a bunch of FREAKS jumping around in leotards, biting each other with abandon. This movie was shot in six weeks. […]
Read More Bad Movie Names for Bad MoviesThe final part to the first chapter of my blockbuster novel, The Moosehead Stratagem. This is the powerful billionaire part of the book where we see that money and power go hand in hand until a secret agent shoots those hands and saves the world: The Moosehead Stratagem: Chapter One, Final Part: The Edge of […]
Read More Well, This is it[Disclaimer: I like Sean Connery. Anyone who can lisp their esses to the extent he does and still come off as sexy and charismatic is okay in my book. Any flaws I find in the Connery Bond falls concisely on the shoulders of the director and producers. Amen!] Connery’s Bond was an anti-hero in an […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 