Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
First, determine the cause of your tension and if that cause can be sent to summer camp or boarding school. ♣ Sometimes, practicing yoga can alleviate tension. Note: If you are a man over fifty-five years old, you might be given a cute nickname like “Guy who attended one class and then left on a […]
Read More Relieving TensionI don’t care what you say: If I tell you what I just mumbled, you WILL be mad… so don’t ask. ♀ If you scratch me behind the ears for fifteen minutes a day, I will never give you a lick of trouble. ♀ If I say, “I love this movie”, it isn’t code for, […]
Read More Advice to My Next WifeTurned out my girlfriend was a werewolf and would change forms with the full moon; I had to break things off with her because I got tired of my neighbor’s cats being eaten every thirty days… ☼ I ended my relationship because I didn’t get along with my girlfriend’s dog. Some dogs get possessive and […]
Read More My Girlf and I broke Up (an exercise)The earliest rope that archaeologists have found was fifty thousand years old and a sad piece of work it was: Three vines woven together. If the Neanderthal who created it was MY son, that “rope” would NOT even get a spot on the refrigerator. The earliest rope that we can CALL “rope” without charity or […]
Read More I Give You Enough RopeMotherhood sucks! I’m not talking about raising your children… that’s its own kind of Hell. I’m talking about the whole process of reproducing. I think every mother will agree with that, especially those in their eighth month. It was so easy earlier in the evolutionary ladder: At first, when an organism wanted to reproduce, it […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 