Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Polyphemus was the son of Poseidon and Thoosa. He was a giant, born with only a single eye, which qualified him for cave on the island of the Cyclops and got him a substantial discount on monocles. Zeus stuck the cyclops on the one island because they tried to interfere with his rise to power. […]
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Read More Onslaughts of Random ThoughtsTribeco Bird’s Nest White Fungus Soda: Because there weren’t nearly enough war crimes in Vietnam’s history, they came up with this. It’s made from the dried bird spit masses usually used in bird’s nest soup. Consumers say that it tastes like vanilla with milk. Milk mixed with vanilla tastes even MORE LIKE vanilla with milk […]
Read More Sodas of NoteTell your children using LSD can result in a “bad trip”. A bad trip is rife with anxiety, terrifying thoughts and feeling a wide range of emotions all at the same time. Still, it’s not as bad as the trip the family took to Utah. ♦ You can build up a tolerance to LSD very […]
Read More What to Tell Your Kids about LSDYou can’t pull your hat over your ears. ☻ No matter which way you fall asleep, in the morning your head is always facing magnetic north. ☻ Your friends try to avoid sensitive topics when talking to you… like politics and railroad spikes. ☻ Your girlfriend tries to say “sartorial splendor” but she pronounces it, […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 