Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
If you try to wrestle a donkey in a bathtub. ♣ If you walk through a weight-watcher’s meeting dressed as a french fry. ♣ If you try to break up a bar-fight between two angry rattlesnakes. ♣ It’s dusk, bats are flying about and you are wearing your “Smells like Mosquitoes” unisex cologne… ♣ You […]
Read More You Will Certainly Get BittenParse, The Grammar Clown! ◙ Akira Kurasawa’s Ran. ◙ Math coloring books. ◙ Three hours of flossing videos. ◙ Rex, the sock-puppet woodpecker who says things in a very roundabout way and only speaks German. ◙ Have them do your federal taxes. ◙ Extended readings from Proust’s Rememberance of Things Past. ◙ Have each child […]
Read More Worst Ways to Entertain a Roomful of Toddlers on a Rainy AfternoonHigh water temperatures mean when you catch your fish it will already be fully poached. ☼ If trained properly, tornadoes make good pets. ☼ Most of the states in favor of ignoring climate change will be cooked to a nice medium rare. ☼ Don’t think of current situations in the Southwest as “drought”; think of […]
Read More More Good Things about Climate Change[Sorry… illness, depression and work have kept me pretty busy] The only mammal native to Iceland is the Arctic Fox. This means that, if you run over something while driving at night, you won’t have to check to see what you hit. ֍ Iceland has one of the lowest crime rates in the world; which […]
Read More I’ve Got these Facts About Iceland Down Cold[Thanks to Patti Moore Wilson for the idea] I’m going to call you “spittoon” because I’m drooling over you. ֎ You’re prettier than a wheel of brie and you smell a lot less like urine. ֎ If I promise NOT to call you “spittoon” anymore, THEN will you go out with me? ֎ If I […]
Read More My Special Pickup Lines
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 