My Ten Favorite Falls

I can’t believe there were at least ten memorable falls in my life… My first fall, that I can remember, was in Maine. You know what they say: You never forget the first fall you can remember. We had stairs with either no railing or a railing a five year old could outsmart. I looked […]

Foods that Everyone Likes

Pancakes: Whenever I finish eating pancakes, I ask myself, “Why don’t I eat pancakes every day?”. The answer is simple: Pancakes are a calorie-bomb that few people can work off in their daily job. Lumberjacks can, but I’ll never be a lumberjack because I’m not a transvestite… ☻ Sirloin Steak: I like my steak seared […]

Narcolepsy: Living the Dream

Narcolepsy is a condition that causes sudden REM sleep in the sufferer. It shouldn’t be joked about… unless the narcoleptic is in a bar with a carrot in his ear… then, he’s just asking for it. ☺ If someone you live with is diagnosed with narcolepsy, at least you’ll have the comfort of knowing you […]