Category: random thoughts

I Tought I Taw a Random Tought

What I miss most about sex is the bitter sarcasm after… ♫ Everybody makes mistakes; that’s why pencils have erasers. People must be punished for their mistakes; that’s why pencils have a sharpened point. ♫ “Two heads are better than one”, I told my wife; but, she wanted a normal baby. ♫ If the red […]

Onslaughts of Random Thoughts

There is an age when you stop wearing hoop earrings and that age is when your child is nine months old. Why? You’ll know when it happens… ♠ Life is a long, torturous,agonizing and pointless journey that ends in a mixture of humiliation and disappointment… but that might just be the depression talking. ♠ I […]

Random Thoughts: The Netflix Series

When you burp you taste the meal you had BEFORE the last one… did the first meal just let the other meal “play through” like on an intestinal golf course? ◙ My cousin and I went to a wonderful bakery. She exclaimed, “This is just like Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory”. The cashier didn’t […]

Random Thoughts that I have Gots

I listened to nothing but Alanis Morissette’s Jagged Little Pill for three days; now, every woman I meet seems sane by comparison. ♣ My life has been kind of a drag… except for the week after I’d been adopted by Tom Cruise. It was luxury and joy and utter satisfaction; but, he came up behind […]

Random Depressing Thoughts

The only thing worse than being laughed at during sex is being laughed at instead of sex. ◌ If I feel I’m not up to a task, I’ll break it into smaller tasks and then explain why I can’t do each of those. ◌ I fear that, when I finally manage to start my own […]

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