How Great Thou Art O’ Random Thart

I took a survival course. They sent me a letter, telling me that I failed the class; but, I’m still alive so I must’ve gotten at least a ‘D’… ☻ I developed a cheap covid test based on the fact that your sense of taste tends to lessen when you come down with the virus: […]

I’ve Got the Hots for Random Thoughts

I thought my son was singing jazz scat in the next room but he was just falling down the stairs. ☺ Surgery should always be a last resort, but if your appendix is about to burst, you should page through all your other resorts as quickly as possible. ☺ Technically, is it still a “self-help […]

Ort of the Worst Sort (Random Thoughts)

I was debating with my lawyer the concept of a free will but he told me I have to pay for mine like everyone else. ☻ My father always said, “Not having a Y chromosome doesn’t make you any less of a man” ☻ Whenever I see a roast chicken that has been tied up […]

What Hath Rand Thoughts?

I dislike the term “shooting spree” because it makes it sound like more fun than it actually is. ☺ Reflecting on my life, my biggest regret is the decision I made to reflect on my life… ☺ Serving on a jury is like playing Candyland with your kids… you know that it’s your duty, but […]

Random Thoughts: Resurrection

I’ve found that, when I’m having trouble fixing something, the problem usually is that I’m not swearing at it enough. He told me that I was a complete and total fraud… but, I was just PRETENDING to be a fraud… She HUMILIATED me by pulling my pants down at a party… well, actually, I pulled […]