What Hath Rand Thoughts?

I dislike the term “shooting spree” because it makes it sound like more fun than it actually is. ☺ Reflecting on my life, my biggest regret is the decision I made to reflect on my life… ☺ Serving on a jury is like playing Candyland with your kids… you know that it’s your duty, but […]

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Random Thoughts: Resurrection

I’ve found that, when I’m having trouble fixing something, the problem usually is that I’m not swearing at it enough. He told me that I was a complete and total fraud… but, I was just PRETENDING to be a fraud… She HUMILIATED me by pulling my pants down at a party… well, actually, I pulled […]

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