Random Thoughts about Me Me Me

My life would’ve been just a little bit better if no one had ever explained to me what a “cock ring” was. ☼ I get tired of being treated like I’m crazy. My family does it, my friends do it… even the tiny hippopotamus god that lives in my truck. ☼ I’ll never understand women… […]

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Stuff that makes me happy

[Recommended by George] It makes me happy when we get acid rain on “Take Your Baking Soda to Work Day” ☺ What makes me happy? A warm kitten; if I’m on a diet, half a warm kitten… ☺ I’m happy to watch the sun rise each day because, without it, I’d still be living the […]

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