Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
There is an age when you stop wearing hoop earrings and that age is when your child is nine months old. Why? You’ll know when it happens… ♠ Life is a long, torturous,agonizing and pointless journey that ends in a mixture of humiliation and disappointment… but that might just be the depression talking. ♠ I […]
Read More Onslaughts of Random ThoughtsWhen you burp you taste the meal you had BEFORE the last one… did the first meal just let the other meal “play through” like on an intestinal golf course? ◙ My cousin and I went to a wonderful bakery. She exclaimed, “This is just like Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory”. The cashier didn’t […]
Read More Random Thoughts: The Netflix SeriesI listened to nothing but Alanis Morissette’s Jagged Little Pill for three days; now, every woman I meet seems sane by comparison. ♣ My life has been kind of a drag… except for the week after I’d been adopted by Tom Cruise. It was luxury and joy and utter satisfaction; but, he came up behind […]
Read More Random Thoughts that I have GotsThe only thing worse than being laughed at during sex is being laughed at instead of sex. ◌ If I feel I’m not up to a task, I’ll break it into smaller tasks and then explain why I can’t do each of those. ◌ I fear that, when I finally manage to start my own […]
Read More Random Depressing ThoughtsIf you want an easy way to find the lonely and friendless, just hang out at your airport’s long term parking… ◙ In a recent poll of men over sixteen years of age, the most common answer to the question, “What would you prefer to be crushed under?”, Scarlett Johannson is still the number one […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 