Category: random thoughts

The Gifts I Really Wanted for Christmas

A textbook on American Sign Language written in braille. ◙ Roll-off deodorant because sometimes I change my mind and want to get sweaty and stink. ◙ A zombie-dog like from Pet Semetary so, if I needed to board the dog while on vacation, I could just leave at a kill-shelter and, by the time they […]

Random Thoughts with Beer and Brats

If I had a time machine, I’d throw Donald Trump into it, spin the dial to the distant future and then he’d be the Morlocks’ problem… ☺ If I told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times: I DON’T REPEAT MYSELF!!! ☺ All my life, I’ve had to fight and struggle to get everything […]

Random Thoughts about Me Me Me

My life would’ve been just a little bit better if no one had ever explained to me what a “cock ring” was. ☼ I get tired of being treated like I’m crazy. My family does it, my friends do it… even the tiny hippopotamus god that lives in my truck. ☼ I’ll never understand women… […]

Random Thoughts with Garlic Knots

I was watching the original Adam West Batman movie and I noticed that they had a device that changed their clothes as they slid down the bat-poles to the Bat-cave. It occurred to me that this means, for at least some of the way down, the two are sliding down poles side-by-side and naked. I’m […]

Stuff that makes me happy

[Recommended by George] It makes me happy when we get acid rain on “Take Your Baking Soda to Work Day” ☺ What makes me happy? A warm kitten; if I’m on a diet, half a warm kitten… ☺ I’m happy to watch the sun rise each day because, without it, I’d still be living the […]

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