Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[My doors are still frozen shut so publishing these sacred secrets of being a man might be the result of low oxygen in my home.] Most men know nothing about football and when there are no women in the room, we actually talk about quilting, mostly. All men name their testicles; however, it is forbidden […]
Read More Secrets of Being MaleRay’s Big Trip to the End Point A ray is a straight line with a start point but extends to infinity on the other side… so they are impossible to balance on your index finger. On one side, the ray just keeps going and going regardless of the fact that it looks like it could […]
Read More Two Short PiecesChallenge your underwear to a fight. ֎ Try to sell someone your plastic laundry basket as the Largest Colander Ever Built… ֎ Loudly announce you lost a dime bag of meth to see how many patrons dive under the seats. ֎ If they have the stiff contoured plastic chairs, oil them to see how far […]
Read More Fun Things to do at the LaundromatMississippi residents go to church more than people in any other U.S. State… but, they wake up the next morning and they’re STILL in Mississippi… ☺ Mississippi is home to the Sandhill Crane, the rarest crane in North America. If someone sells you one, get a certificate of authenticity. ☺ Ninety-four percent of farm-raised catfish […]
Read More Fun Facts About MississippiOnce there was an aardvark who’d enjoyed some success as a stand-up comic, partly because it was the right time for his special brand of political humor and partly because he could be paid in termites; but, time is not kind to comics and the aardvark fell out of fashion; in fact, there was a […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 