Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Ray’s Big Trip to the End Point A ray is a straight line with a start point but extends to infinity on the other side… so they are impossible to balance on your index finger. On one side, the ray just keeps going and going regardless of the fact that it looks like it could […]
Read More Two Short PiecesChallenge your underwear to a fight. ֎ Try to sell someone your plastic laundry basket as the Largest Colander Ever Built… ֎ Loudly announce you lost a dime bag of meth to see how many patrons dive under the seats. ֎ If they have the stiff contoured plastic chairs, oil them to see how far […]
Read More Fun Things to do at the LaundromatMississippi residents go to church more than people in any other U.S. State… but, they wake up the next morning and they’re STILL in Mississippi… ☺ Mississippi is home to the Sandhill Crane, the rarest crane in North America. If someone sells you one, get a certificate of authenticity. ☺ Ninety-four percent of farm-raised catfish […]
Read More Fun Facts About MississippiOnce there was an aardvark who’d enjoyed some success as a stand-up comic, partly because it was the right time for his special brand of political humor and partly because he could be paid in termites; but, time is not kind to comics and the aardvark fell out of fashion; in fact, there was a […]
Read More The Aardvark who Made a ComebackI’ve written things that were masterpieces but not “beloved masterpieces”. Because the only works they get the designation as “beloved” are children’s books. Why? Because if children love a book you’ll know it because they’ll demand you read it to them over and over and OVER until you finally FREAK OUT and replace its ending […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 