Desire Under the Alligators Chapters 1 – 3

[What follows is an idea for a romance novel that I came up, last year. It is a heart-warming, sensitive piece of dreck I think the general public will eat up like the hogs that they are… Chapters 4 – 6 are here] Chapter 1. Sally Golimply is born in the slums of Vatican City. […]

Snippets from Fiction I Will Never Publish

“I am the LAST MAN ON EARTH”, he yelled at the sky. Little did he knew that everyone in the world was, at that very moment, standing RIGHT BEHIND HIM!!! …”Listen carefully”, said Sergeant Hart, “The calls are coming from INSIDE YOUR HOUSE” Anne gasped and looked down, “Oh good lord!”, she exclaimed, “I’ve been […]

Great Books… for Putting You to Sleep

Remembrance of Things Past by Marcel Proust: You know how Seinfeld is a show about nothing? This is an epic series of books about exactly that. It is beautifully written and supremely dull. I managed to finish the first three books of Proust’s masterwork but only because my alternatives to reading Proust involved spending time […]