Tag: immigration

How to Stop Illegal Immigration

Install a giant magnet in Juarez to create a second magnetic North, so immigrants’ compasses will send them the wrong way. Remember to remove all piercings and fillings before turning it on. ☼ Announce to the world that our water isn’t safe to drink and it is slowly turning Marjorie Taylor Greene and Ann Coulter […]

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Fond Memories of My Uncle Renny

In my family, Uncle Renny is the entrepreneur… a man unafraid to take risks and also not afraid to avoid them. In this way, he covered all his bases. When I knew him, he was very old; but, years earlier, he had been very young… younger still in the years before that… Uncle Renny arrived […]

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