Something I’m Working on

Chapter One: Ficus? All of us? I woke up and remembered dreaming of figs. I don’t know if they were fresh figs, dried figs or the movie How to Frame a Figg, starring comedy legend Don Knotts and Batgirl for some reason. I’m pretty sure that it wasn’t about fresh figs. Why would I dream […]

Foods that Everyone Likes

Pancakes: Whenever I finish eating pancakes, I ask myself, “Why don’t I eat pancakes every day?”. The answer is simple: Pancakes are a calorie-bomb that few people can work off in their daily job. Lumberjacks can, but I’ll never be a lumberjack because I’m not a transvestite… ☻ Sirloin Steak: I like my steak seared […]