Ask a Bio-Engineered [blah blah blah] Dog

Dear Bio-Engineered, Genetically-Modified Super-Intelligent Dog, I know that my husband hasn’t paid his income taxes in years. If I turn him in, I hear that the IRS will give me a portion of the money they recover. This money would be very helpful in paying some of our bills and getting our life on track. […]

Some Thoughts on Monopoly

It’s unfair that no one ever goes directly to jail for antitrust violations. The only way to win is to gentrify. Won’t that put your renters out on the street? Yeah, but there are perfectly good shelters and soup kitchens on St. Charles Place. It’s best, if your Filipino friend buys Oriental Avenue, not to […]