Write every day. If a million monkeys with a million typewriters can eventually produce Hamlet, you should be able to write something that isn’t total crap because–are you dumber than a monkey? Write what you want to write about instead of what the market demands. This way, you can keep your integrity, which can be […]Read More Writing Tips!
[These are the final chapters to the outline of my romance novel, Desire Under the Alligators. The first three chapters can be read here; and, the second three chapters are, conveniently enough, right here.] Chapter 7: At the start of this chapter, every main character dies… or do they? Actually, it is subtext to an […]Read More Desire Under the Alligators: Last Four Chapters
[You’ll find the first three chapters here] Chapter 4: Things get complicated when Rodney hires a beautiful young grad student to calm the audience during the big alligator parade at the climax of the act. The woman’s name is “Busty Minx”, although her stage name is “Sara Fowler”. Sara draws the attention of the two […]Read More Desire Under the Alligators, Chapters 4 – 6
[What follows is an idea for a romance novel that I came up, last year. It is a heart-warming, sensitive piece of dreck I think the general public will eat up like the hogs that they are… Chapters 4 – 6 are here] Chapter 1. Sally Golimply is born in the slums of Vatican City. […]Read More Desire Under the Alligators Chapters 1 – 3
“I am the LAST MAN ON EARTH”, he yelled at the sky. Little did he knew that everyone in the world was, at that very moment, standing RIGHT BEHIND HIM!!! …”Listen carefully”, said Sergeant Hart, “The calls are coming from INSIDE YOUR HOUSE” Anne gasped and looked down, “Oh good lord!”, she exclaimed, “I’ve been […]Read More Snippets from Fiction I Will Never Publish
Anthony and Cleopatra: He arrives in a toga; she on a reed-boat with bare-chested Nubians as oarsmen. The entire wedding party sits in quiet awe as they reflect on what attention-whores the couple is. Redneck Wedding: The band starts playing a country version of the wedding march while the bride runs down the aisle and […]Read More Weddings in the 21st Century
From what I’ve read, if you pay a blonde to paint your porch, she will paint your sports car, instead… . Blondes remind me of Edgar Winter Group which reminds me of the albino I kept in my basement as a child. He taught me philosophy, French and logic as the two of us worked […]Read More What’s Wrong with Blondes? This: