Advice to My Next Wife

I don’t care what you say: If I tell you what I just mumbled, you WILL be mad… so don’t ask. ♀ If you scratch me behind the ears for fifteen minutes a day, I will never give you a lick of trouble. ♀ If I say, “I love this movie”, it isn’t code for, […]

Two Short Pieces

Ray’s Big Trip to the End Point A ray is a straight line with a start point but extends to infinity on the other side… so they are impossible to balance on your index finger. On one side, the ray just keeps going and going regardless of the fact that it looks like it could […]

My Girlf and I broke Up (an exercise)

Turned out my girlfriend was a werewolf and would change forms with the full moon; I had to break things off with her because I got tired of my neighbor’s cats being eaten every thirty days… ☼ I ended my relationship because I didn’t get along with my girlfriend’s dog. Some dogs get possessive and […]

My Memories of Nebulae is Fuzzy

I used to harshly judge people who lied to their children about where they came from; but, one day I thought about it: “Your dad and I drank too much alcohol and nine months later you came out of the same place that pee does” is not a scenario that inspires confidence in a six-year-old. […]