Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
There is an age when you stop wearing hoop earrings and that age is when your child is nine months old. Why? You’ll know when it happens… ♠ Life is a long, torturous,agonizing and pointless journey that ends in a mixture of humiliation and disappointment… but that might just be the depression talking. ♠ I […]
Read More Onslaughts of Random ThoughtsQ. What’s new in the field of Food Science? A. Glad you asked, scientists have recently found bird flu viruses in our pasteurized milk. Biologists say there is no need for panic but if you were going to panic anyway, now’s a good time. Q. How about some GOOD news? A. Okay. Chemists have found […]
Read More Q and A with Science MuleSome people act as if I make too much out of a new Jason Statham movie; but, I don’t see him as better than any other demigod… except Perseus of course, but that goes without saying. Recently, one of his movies has premiered on premium cable and I watched it last weekend. The night before […]
Read More Yet Another Jason Statham MovieTribeco Bird’s Nest White Fungus Soda: Because there weren’t nearly enough war crimes in Vietnam’s history, they came up with this. It’s made from the dried bird spit masses usually used in bird’s nest soup. Consumers say that it tastes like vanilla with milk. Milk mixed with vanilla tastes even MORE LIKE vanilla with milk […]
Read More Sodas of NoteTell your children using LSD can result in a “bad trip”. A bad trip is rife with anxiety, terrifying thoughts and feeling a wide range of emotions all at the same time. Still, it’s not as bad as the trip the family took to Utah. ♦ You can build up a tolerance to LSD very […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 