Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[Thanks to Deb’s husband for the idea] Leave it outside of a cadaver warehouse and someone will just assume it fell out of a window somewhere. ◘ Find a construction site where a large cement foundation is being poured and leave the body near the mailbox. ◘ Throw the body into an active volcano. If […]
Read More How to Get Rid of a Body[To my friends in the Northeast. Stay safe] When high winds are forecast, secure any backyard furniture that you don’t want flying into an adjoining state. Remove any relatives from that furniture. ☼ Use flashlights instead of candles even though it will result in what your kids will call “The Weirdest Birthday Cake, Ever” ☼ […]
Read More I Re-gale You with High Wind Safety TipsLonger trains might have a second locomotive to push the train from the back. This is primarily due to the fact that you can’t push anything from the front. ♫ In Japan, if someone uses a train to commit suicide, his family can be sued for damages; however, if he gets a train pregnant, he […]
Read More Train Facts that I’ve Engineered[The following questions were generated by Google in a search of “alligators”] Do alligators feel love? Alligators, like all reptiles and most cats, lack the limbic part of the brain where emotions are generated. The most you can hope for with an alligator is perfunctory sex once a week and maybe some flowers on your […]
Read More FAQs on Alligators[Not thrilled with this one but, it’s Friday so OUT IT GOES!] I’m considering becoming evil… … not PURE evil. You could still touch me without exploding and it would be safe to use a bathroom after I do; but, I can no longer sit around and be good. Someone once told me that good […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 