Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
If someone is more successful than you, don’t envy them. Envy is one of the deadly sins. Burn down his house; because, I checked and arson isn’t even ON the list of sins. Envy is the state of wanting something that someone else has. The only other alternative is to want something that you, yourself, […]
Read More Thoughts on EnvyGreed is the act of taking a certain amount more than your fair share over a particular period of time; usually, the certain amount is “everything” and the time is “before anyone finds out”. The greedy act as if they were taking a how-to course in bulimia and learned how to binge; but, transferred to […]
Read More Thoughts on GreedBjork: I don’t mind so much that she attacked a reporter. Most of my aunts have a least taken a swing at one. What would doom us romantically would be that she’s from Iceland and probably keeps the thermostat too low. Nicole Kidman: She was married to a Scientologist for eleven years. No one leaves […]
Read More Celebrities I’ll Never Date and WhyHow likely is salmonella in the United States? If you ate four raw eggs a day, you’d get the disease, on average, once every 13.7 years. So, at 13.6 years, switch to cereal for a few weeks to reboot. Is it safe to eat eggs now, with bird flu? No, doctors still recommend eating eggs […]
Read More Google Q and A on EggsRemember “Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions”? “No. I have a chronic case of stigmata” “No. My skin is trying to run away one little triangular piece at a time” “No. I was teasing my monitor lizards and things got out of hand” “No. I think it was just trying to smile through my body” “No. […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 