Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
In most interactions, Vance comes across as someone who is applying for a job as a human being but has no experience being one. ◙ Doctors have determined through CAT scan that Vance’s head is simply a big piece of meat with a beard glued to it. ◙ If you have to repeatedly tell the […]
Read More What I Know about J. D. VanceMississippi residents go to church more than people in any other U.S. State… but, they wake up the next morning and they’re STILL in Mississippi… ☺ Mississippi is home to the Sandhill Crane, the rarest crane in North America. If someone sells you one, get a certificate of authenticity. ☺ Ninety-four percent of farm-raised catfish […]
Read More Fun Facts About MississippiDo you want to write fables? Sure! We all do. A good writer of fables can make up to 170,000/year, if he’s also working as a data analyst. And, lets not forget the GROUPIES! I don’t have to tell YOU how improbable THAT is… Fortunately, with the exception of sovereign citizens, anyone can write a […]
Read More How to Write a Fable[Sorry I haven’t been producing much. Depression and writer’s block seem to go hand in hand.] Put a hole in the other hand and you’ve got stigmata, my friend. Chicks love stigmata! ♣ A hole will allow you to install a tiny window so, when you cover your eyes, you are actually “peeking”. ♣ People […]
Read More Benefits of a Hole Through the Palm of Your HandIf a character has the name of a president, make that character a black man. If he’s “Franklin Roosevelt Jones”, I wanna see Denzel Washington and not Ryan Gosling. Actually, I can’t think of any situation where I’d wanna see Ryan Gosling over Denzel Washington… ♫ If the female lead can’t act, she must expose […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 