Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
The Olympic Committee publicly apologized to all the high dive competitors and gave assurances that there would be water in the pool next time. An equestrian from the United Kingdom was disqualified when it was discovered that her horse had been injected with steroids and was also Vin Diesel. The Committee also merged the high […]
Read More What’s Been Happening at the Olympics so Far“I [hmm] you, too” ♀ “Great! That’s all I need…” ♂ “And, I think you are… good… too?” ♀ “I’m flattered that you feel so strongly about me that you would embarrass both of us like this” ♂ “I love you but not in that way or at all” ♀ “Love is just a chemical […]
Read More Ten Responses to a Premature “I Love You”If you plan on vacationing in southeast Kentucky, the resorts at Colobo River Valley are your best bet… now that the landfill has been filled up. They have something for every member of the family… except maybe aunts. Kids from eight to eighty will join in the celebration of this unique part of the country. […]
Read More Why You Should Vacation at the Colobo River ValleyLook on the bright side: You can start fresh with a new dog; one that won’t chew on the extension cord. ☻ Look at the bright side: You survived the car crash… which means God has higher plans for you… or he hasn’t finished torturing you… ☻ She said she wouldn’t go out with you […]
Read More Look at the Bright Side (an Exercise)Stopping right away is a sure sign you are guilty. ♣ You only have to drive until your blood alcohol content is back within legal limits. ♣ They won’t catch you because only YOU know where you are going. ♣ Fleeing the police is a great way to meet other law enforcement in surrounding counties. […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 