Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I felt sorry for myself because I had no feet; then, I met a man with no eyelids and I suddenly realized why he looked so surprised when we met. ♠ I felt sorry for myself because I had no money; then, I met a wealthy man who, despite all of his riches, would never […]
Read More I Felt Sorry for Myself… (an Exercise)The mayor whispered into his phone, his back to the door of his office. “Is it done?”, he asked. He smiled at the answer. “I guess Ted Action… was put in… traction”, he quipped. “You calling me?”, a sudden voice behind him asked, playfully. The Mayor spun around and saw Ted standing at the other […]
Read More The Man Who Knew Karate[Ways to Beat this Heat Wave] Construct a crude quilt out of fudgesicles… ☺ Invite a glacier to stay at your home for the weekend. ☺ Put a desk fan in your oven, turn it on and then turn the oven down to forty-eight degrees. ☺ Become best friends with an ice-sculptor. ☺ Whip up […]
Read More How to Keep Cool on a Hot DayNever do a handstand in a cow pasture. ֍ If a deal sounds too good to be true, it probably is, but take it anyway; because, WHAT IF IT’S TRUE??? ֍ Always come in first. If you can’t do that, destroying the bicycle of the kid who DID come in first is just as good. […]
Read More Advice I Gave to my Sons[Yeah, I found yet another issue of my favorite girly magazine from the early sixties: Broccoli and Babes. What you are about to read is a tribute to the mind-clouding ability of a man’s sex drive.] Two pecans roll into a gun shop run by a bunch of broccoli. One of the pecans says, “We […]
Read More Another Issue of Broccoli and Babes
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 