Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[Ways to Beat this Heat Wave] Construct a crude quilt out of fudgesicles… ☺ Invite a glacier to stay at your home for the weekend. ☺ Put a desk fan in your oven, turn it on and then turn the oven down to forty-eight degrees. ☺ Become best friends with an ice-sculptor. ☺ Whip up […]
Read More How to Keep Cool on a Hot DayNever do a handstand in a cow pasture. ֍ If a deal sounds too good to be true, it probably is, but take it anyway; because, WHAT IF IT’S TRUE??? ֍ Always come in first. If you can’t do that, destroying the bicycle of the kid who DID come in first is just as good. […]
Read More Advice I Gave to my Sons[Yeah, I found yet another issue of my favorite girly magazine from the early sixties: Broccoli and Babes. What you are about to read is a tribute to the mind-clouding ability of a man’s sex drive.] Two pecans roll into a gun shop run by a bunch of broccoli. One of the pecans says, “We […]
Read More Another Issue of Broccoli and BabesWhen I think of all the great empires that have ruled vast stretches of the world before disappearing into the vegan compost heap of history, I have to say, “Good riddance!” We tend to glamorize the old civilizations. Historians say, “Babylon” and we bow in reverence. Never mind that the Tower of Babel was never […]
Read More Empires that have Fallen and Good Riddance (Pt 1)I will NEVER finish this book… It’s partially my fault. I saw the words, “Timeless masterpiece” on the back cover and I bought it anyway. Maybe because Oprah recommended it. She spoke glowingly of the book although I was sure I saw here blinking “torture” in Morse code as she did it. What finally convinced […]
Read More Finish the Book: A Rant
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 