Author: masercot

This Day in History: May 1st

Born on May first, 1852 was Martha Jane Canary, otherwise known as “Calamity Jane”. Depending on which historian you ask, she was either a sharpshooter, Army scout, stage coach driver and part time prostitute; or, she was a barmaid, nurse, laundress and a part time prostitute. All historians know for sure is that she supported […]

Marjorie Taylor Greene: A Field Guide

Marjorie Taylor Greene is a member of the House of Representatives known for looking dispassionately at complex issues, giving them careful study and then blaming transsexuals. ♂ Despite her appearance, medical experts agree that Marjorie Greene’s mother is probably NOT a horse. ♂ Greene eschews the limelight and prefers to keep a low profile when […]

When are Tattoos a Good Thing?

You are a man who has almost everything and you’d like to add hepatitis to that. ◙ When you want to get over the stupid choice you made marrying your ex by permanently adding the Chinese symbol for “gravel” to the small of your back. ◙ When you need to distract your immune system while […]

Polyphemus, an Afterlife Rant

Polyphemus was the son of Poseidon and Thoosa. He was a giant, born with only a single eye, which qualified him for cave on the island of the Cyclops and got him a substantial discount on monocles. Zeus stuck the cyclops on the one island because they tried to interfere with his rise to power. […]

Onslaughts of Random Thoughts

There is an age when you stop wearing hoop earrings and that age is when your child is nine months old. Why? You’ll know when it happens… ♠ Life is a long, torturous,agonizing and pointless journey that ends in a mixture of humiliation and disappointment… but that might just be the depression talking. ♠ I […]

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