Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
A chameleon can be a loving pet especially if your idea of loving is not moving much and occasionally eating bugs. ☼ Chameleons can live as long as ten years or as short as three hours depending upon how resourceful your cat is. ☼ A high humidity environment is what chameleons require. So, a humidifier […]
Read More Thoughts on Pet ChameleonsOnce there was an aardvark who’d enjoyed some success as a stand-up comic, partly because it was the right time for his special brand of political humor and partly because he could be paid in termites; but, time is not kind to comics and the aardvark fell out of fashion; in fact, there was a […]
Read More The Aardvark who Made a Comeback“I can’t believe you left the warmth of your sister’s bed just to tell me that” ● Some people’s lips move when they read; but, his lips moved when he watched television. ● She spent her life labeled a halfwit by people who clearly gave her too much credit. ● He had the kind of […]
Read More More Insults[I had some kidney stones last week] Kidney stones can come in many colors; so, if you want to pass one that matches your favorite tie, vary your diet accordingly… ♥ If your urine is cloudy and smells bad, you might’ve had a kidney stone. If your urine is clear and smells good, you might […]
Read More What Passes for Thoughts on Kidney StonesI woke up at four o’clock the next morning… hungry and caffeine-deprived. I found that the only thing open in Oklahoma at four in the morning was the lobby of the hotel I was staying in. Even the truck stop next door was closed; so, I did what everyone who gets up early does in […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 