Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Bjork: I don’t mind so much that she attacked a reporter. Most of my aunts have a least taken a swing at one. What would doom us romantically would be that she’s from Iceland and probably keeps the thermostat too low. Nicole Kidman: She was married to a Scientologist for eleven years. No one leaves […]
Read More Celebrities I’ll Never Date and WhyHow likely is salmonella in the United States? If you ate four raw eggs a day, you’d get the disease, on average, once every 13.7 years. So, at 13.6 years, switch to cereal for a few weeks to reboot. Is it safe to eat eggs now, with bird flu? No, doctors still recommend eating eggs […]
Read More Google Q and A on EggsRemember “Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions”? “No. I have a chronic case of stigmata” “No. My skin is trying to run away one little triangular piece at a time” “No. I was teasing my monitor lizards and things got out of hand” “No. I think it was just trying to smile through my body” “No. […]
Read More “Were You Bitten By a Shark” (an Exercise)[My doors are still frozen shut so publishing these sacred secrets of being a man might be the result of low oxygen in my home.] Most men know nothing about football and when there are no women in the room, we actually talk about quilting, mostly. All men name their testicles; however, it is forbidden […]
Read More Secrets of Being MaleNote to Self: I need to keep my copy of Covering up an Embarrassing Drinking Problem For Dummies in my desk drawer… the lockable one… Note to Self: If my anecdote about my trip to the grocery store requires bathroom breaks, I should concentrate on just the main themes. Note to Self: If someone invites […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 