Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Look on the bright side: You can start fresh with a new dog; one that won’t chew on the extension cord. ☻ Look at the bright side: You survived the car crash… which means God has higher plans for you… or he hasn’t finished torturing you… ☻ She said she wouldn’t go out with you […]
Read More Look at the Bright Side (an Exercise)Stopping right away is a sure sign you are guilty. ♣ You only have to drive until your blood alcohol content is back within legal limits. ♣ They won’t catch you because only YOU know where you are going. ♣ Fleeing the police is a great way to meet other law enforcement in surrounding counties. […]
Read More Why You Should Run from a Police Traffic StopI felt sorry for myself because I had no feet; then, I met a man with no eyelids and I suddenly realized why he looked so surprised when we met. ♠ I felt sorry for myself because I had no money; then, I met a wealthy man who, despite all of his riches, would never […]
Read More I Felt Sorry for Myself… (an Exercise)The mayor whispered into his phone, his back to the door of his office. “Is it done?”, he asked. He smiled at the answer. “I guess Ted Action… was put in… traction”, he quipped. “You calling me?”, a sudden voice behind him asked, playfully. The Mayor spun around and saw Ted standing at the other […]
Read More The Man Who Knew Karate[Ways to Beat this Heat Wave] Construct a crude quilt out of fudgesicles… ☺ Invite a glacier to stay at your home for the weekend. ☺ Put a desk fan in your oven, turn it on and then turn the oven down to forty-eight degrees. ☺ Become best friends with an ice-sculptor. ☺ Whip up […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 