Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
When you burp you taste the meal you had BEFORE the last one… did the first meal just let the other meal “play through” like on an intestinal golf course? ◙ My cousin and I went to a wonderful bakery. She exclaimed, “This is just like Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory”. The cashier didn’t […]
Read More Random Thoughts: The Netflix SeriesI had first come across the legend of the Ghost Brick of Everlyford on the Gravy while doing research on a paranormal sighting in the next shire. Locals contended that the apparition was the spirit of Mary Queen of Scotts, holding her head under her left arm. After several nights, we found that the locals […]
Read More The Ghost Brick of Everlyford on the Gravy (Excerpt)The word “cannibal” comes from the ritually cannibalistic West Indies Carib tribe which Columbus’ men mispronounced as “Canib”. They would’ve eaten Columbus but we all get sick of eating Italian… Plus, the natives were still full from a coffee cake Columbus brought… Most cannibalism wasn’t personal: Aboriginal peoples would often consume their family or enemies […]
Read More A Short History of CannibalismA concussion is a mild form of traumatic brain injury and the only time you’ll be able to describe something as both “mild” and “traumatic”. ♣ Symptoms of a concussion are pain, loss of consciousness, change in sleep patterns and depression. Because concussions can also be asymptomatic, you should always assume you have a concussion. […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 