Seven Habits of Highly Ineffectual People

Don’t be afraid to ask questions: And, I mean a LOT of questions… so many questions that no one you work for will ever ask you to do anything ever again. Network: You may think you are alone out there, but there are a lot of other screw-ups that are just waiting to share what […]

Tinker, Tailor, Random, Thoughts

My gaydar went down for an entire day and I was forced to interact with people whose sexual leanings could not be effectively guessed at. When I finally got it working again, it turned out that I’d interacted with three gays and might have caught homosexuality from one of them. Doctor told me that I’d […]

Activate Your Passive Tense

I said I wouldn’t post anything on weekends, but… I can’t just go cold turkey… The passive voice was used by me to avoid responsibility Certainly, lots of fun’s been had and, lots of people have been made mad They say, “You’ve done this. I can see” I say, “No, the deed was DONE (by […]

Night Lizard

This is an older essay taken from a book I wrote and never published. Before you feel bad for me you should know that the reason it was never published was because I was trying to find a way to kill all the puppies in the world. I was pretty hardcore back then… The Polyphonic […]

Change in Policy

Okay, I’m going to get real for a moment. No, I’m not going to ask for donations or a kidney (but, if you have one you aren’t using, I’ll take it). I set a goal of getting a hundred followers before I stop posting daily; and, that goal was attained, yesterday. I have gone over […]