Voiding in a truck stop bathroom is a great way to find out whether or not you can hold your breath for the duration of a bowel movement…
If you are going to put a woman’s phone number on the wall, remember to include the area code and if she is actually a woman.
Nothing dispensed from the condom machine in a truck stop is usable or free of STDs.
After you’ve drawn, on the bathroom wall, a stick figure woman with two circles for breasts, you really don’t need to put the word “boobies” with an arrow to the circles. If you’ve done your job, the viewer will KNOW those represent breasts.
There will never be toilet seat covers in a truck stop bathroom because they are all being used on the seating in the restaurant itself.
If the guy next to you in a truck stop bathroom asks if you want to “party”, it probably won’t involve paper hats and noisemakers.
If you use the liquid soap dispenser and it doesn’t lather up, go immediately to the nearest clinic and get a shot. What kind of shot? ALL OF THEM…
If all of the stalls are occupied, look closer: Often, one of the occupants is dead.
Truck stop bathrooms are exciting places for a person whose fetish is staph infections…
A truck stop bathroom just may finally give your father the incentive he needs to get treatment for his Crone’s Disease…
lol sounds like most public toilets I’ve used!
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We have a stretch of road call the “New Jersey Turnpike” and the bathrooms look as if no one can tell a toilet from a floor…
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isn’t that where all the murders happen?
then you haven’t been to India …
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We don’t play favorites here… you can get murdered anywhere you like…
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I hate men’s restrooms. Nobody talks talks and there’s always soiled toilet paper on the floor.
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Great acoustics, though!
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Lol ….loved the soap dispenser part 🤣🤣
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Thank you. Sadly, I lived it once…
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Ewww.
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seems you are also an Expert of the Truck Bathrooms 😜🙈
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I’ve burned many a pair of shoes after leaving a truck stop bathroom…
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✍️😹 believe you…saving for my next story 😂
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Oh I almost had to wash my hands after READING this one…eewww…😂
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I’m glad I was able to make the experience come alive for you.
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Oh, indeed…😳
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